Reasons you might be a cunt

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#95 You play music through your laptop speakers whilst at work

1 year ago
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#94 You greet people with the ‘double air-kiss’

1 year ago
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#93 You require more than 5 syllables to order your coffee

1 year ago
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#92 You’ve stood on a packed tube & not taken your rucksack off

1 year ago
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#91 You order a diet drink with your McDonald’s meal

1 year ago
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#90 You use the last sheet of toilet paper but don’t replace the roll

1 year ago
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#89 You type full sentences in uppercase

1 year ago
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#88 You spit in public

1 year ago
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#87 You’ve ever turned on your stereo & pointed the speakers out the window

1 year ago
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#86 You’ve ever described anything as ‘cray’ - extra points if it was ‘shit’ or ‘bitches’

1 year ago
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#85 You still use Internet Explorer as your default browser

1 year ago
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#84 You Tweet, Facebook & email whilst on holiday

1 year ago
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#83 Your baby has pierced ears

1 year ago
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#82 You share photos of the food you are just about to eat on Facebook or Twitter

1 year ago
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#81 You park in disabled spaces even though you’re not disabled

This includes using a relative’s disabled badge when they’re not with you
1 year ago
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